{"id":25359,"date":"2012-05-08T07:00:12","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T07:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.climatemonitor.it\/?p=25359"},"modified":"2012-05-07T18:20:16","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T18:20:16","slug":"piu-che-una-meteora-pote-il-meteorismo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.climatemonitor.it\/?p=25359","title":{"rendered":"Pi\u00f9 che una meteora pot\u00e8 il meteorismo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ve li siete immaginati da sempre come li ha sceneggiati Steven Spielberg, imponenti, ora feroci, ora mansueti, alti come palazzi o veloci come il vento, comunque liberi e felici. Fino al giorno del giudizio, della sofferenza, della fame \u00a0e dell&#8217;inedia.<\/p>\n<p>Un disastroso impatto con un corpo celeste proveniente dal cosmo? Un terremoto pre-biblico? Macch\u00e8, soltanto una gigantesca, colossale, insopportabile puzza. Per di pi\u00f9 autoprodotta.<\/p>\n<p>Ebbene s\u00ec, i dinosauri hanno modificato il clima, tanto da rimetterci le penne, forse. Come? Con le loro flatulenze. Ben 520 milioni di tonnellate di metano rilasciate in atmosfera ogni anno, anno dopo anno&#8230;altro che mucche, altro che consumo eccessivo di carne, i dinosauri s\u00ec che ci sapevano fare.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->E cos\u00ec, moltiplicando in scala (quale scala?) le emissioni scostumate dei bovini di oggi, un <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/nature\/17953792\" target=\"_blank\">gruppo di scienziati inglesi<\/a> ha &#8216;stimato&#8217; le emissioni dei dinosauri. Me li immagino tutti concentrati appostati dietro le terga della mucca carolina con gli strumenti pronti, a blandire l&#8217;animale perch\u00e9 si senta a suo agio e elargisca la materia prima per la misurazione. Dopodich\u00e9, eureka! Abbiamo capito com&#8217;\u00e8 andata.<\/p>\n<p>Beh, che c&#8217;\u00e8 di strano direte voi? In fondo, anche se di metano dinosauresco si \u00e8 trattato, sempre naturale \u00e8 stato. Errore. Quello che non sapete, \u00e8 che c&#8217;\u00e8 gi\u00e0 al lavoro un altro team che sta studiando i resti fossili degli apparati digerenti e li sta mettendo in correlazione con degli strani sedimenti colorati la cui datazione al carbonio non lascia dubbi. Panze e sassolini colorati hanno la stessa et\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Dopo aver applicato fior di filtri statistici il segnale \u00e8 chiaro: i sassolini colorati sono resti di antiche insegne di McDonald e quel che i goderecci bestioni avevano ingerito erano proprio hamburger. 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